I know I should be chasing your vote, but I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things, and I think I have a lot of support in the community for that.When in doubt, in Pawnee, slam salad.
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46 SCENES FROM 46 EPISODES OF PARKS AND RECREATION
LESLIE: Why are you doing this?
TAMMY: Les, there are two kinds of women in this world. There are women who work hard and stress out about doing the right thing and then there are women who are cool. You could either be a Cleopatra or an Eleanor Roosevelt. I’d rather be Cleopatra.LESLIE: WHAT KIND OF LUNATIC WOULD WANT TO BE CLEOPATRA OVER ELEANOR ROOSEVELT?!
2.08, “Ron and Tammy”
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